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Your name is HANNA ???. You are TWENTY YEARS OLD, and attending college in PORTLAND OREGON where you study COMMUNICATIONS and GENDER STUDIES with an eye on LAW SCHOOL. You are a MAGNIFICENT GEEK with a wide variety of GEEKY INTERESTS, most prominently HOMESTUCK, as evidenced by this description. Your pronouns are FEMALE and your title is WITCH OF HEART. You have NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING most of the time, but you think life is pretty awesome. Your GIRLFRIEND is tumblr user OTOMATONOM, and your ROOMMATE is tumblr user BLOOPER-BOY.
*nsfw*

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May 19, 2012

paratactician:

Anonymous asked you:

It’s never a good day when you wake up and find your shades resting neatly on the boner of the EROTIC WIZARD STATUE you got Rose for Christmas last year.

“Morning,” you tell him blearily, and reach out to lift the shades gingerly from his tumescent marble prong like a particularly fucked-up game of Operation. You have a personal rule about not touching any dicks other than your own before lunchtime, and so far in life it’s served you well.

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For all that I ship, sometimes everyone/everyone is still the best pairing.

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