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drunk melodystuckrose (not really drunk tho)
i've got a lovely bunch of vodka

melodystuckrose:

Presenting drunk Rose in her natural habitat (don’t drink underage, guys) - Download?

I’ve got a lovely bunch of vondka *vodka
I made them adn i put the m in a row
Big bottles, small bottles, , some are kind of broken
Fill up your cup
Drink it all up
Thats what you’ve gotta do
I’ve got a lovely bunch of acl- alc- vodka
Made it all myself and it’s all mine
But here sits my bro
Sober as a… thing thats sober-o
Rapping something about how awesome he is

(PS I wasn’t drunk when I recorded this.)

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melodystuckrose

melodystuckrose:

Scratch And Restart (Parody of Coldplay’s “The Scientist”) - Download

I had Derse feelings basically.

Fly up to meet you
Tell you I’m sorry
You don’t know how brave that you are
I had tell you, You know I need to
I knew it since I went grimdark
Tell me you’re scared then, or ask me your questions
How we will scratch and restart
Listen to whispers, at least we’re together
Oh but I don’t want to part

Oh, but I thought it’d be easy
I was alone at the start
Oh, but I thought it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Why don’t we scratch and restart?

I was just guessing at how we can win this
Breaking the rules to continue
Questions of magic, magic and terror
And while you’re still here let me tell you
You try to save me, Flying out for me
I thought you’d stay in the dream
Running through memories, personal history
Oh but I want you here with me

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Dave Strider and the Haunted Gay Homosexual Vampire Djinn Ring Love Spell

paratactician:

(Backstory: noted fandom author urbanAnchorite sent me the following two images, with the caption ‘Finally, Dave has a birthday present suitable for Jade, Rose and John.’)

(I replied with the following, which I am posting here on her specific request.)

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Filed under urbananchorite dave strider john egbert jade harley rose lalonde haunted gay homosexual vampire djinn ring love spell ficlet

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this is what happens when I already did the easy su doku puzzle on my first flight and the hard one was way too hard and I had a pen and I couldn’t use my portable electronic devices
I draw tentacle-y-grimdark-y-hemostuck-y rose lalondes in airline magazines and just leave them there
and then i read fanfic
seriously i’m sitting here at midnightish pst feeling like it’s 3 am having managed to finish the final lost teeth like white jewels update after reading are you there rose it’s me Lord English and all my mind can process anymore is
‘wow that was really fucking hot.’

this is what happens when I already did the easy su doku puzzle on my first flight and the hard one was way too hard and I had a pen and I couldn’t use my portable electronic devices

I draw tentacle-y-grimdark-y-hemostuck-y rose lalondes in airline magazines and just leave them there

and then i read fanfic

seriously i’m sitting here at midnightish pst feeling like it’s 3 am having managed to finish the final lost teeth like white jewels update after reading are you there rose it’s me Lord English and all my mind can process anymore is

‘wow that was really fucking hot.’

Filed under hemostuck lost teeth like white jewels are you there rose it's me lord english creepypastastuck rose lalonde

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Let the Memories Begin!

theatheneum:

AUTHOR: Mertiya

PAIRING: Karkat♥Jade, Dave♥Terezi, Tavros♦Vriska, Rose♥Kanaya, Feferi♥Sollux, Aradia♥Equius, Nepeta♥Eridan, Nepeta♦Equius, Gamzee♥Tavros, John♥Vriska, Mom♥Dad

RATING: T

WORD COUNT: 20484

ADDITIONAL TAGS: post-game, Disneystuck, fluff, depression, suicidal thoughts/attempts, unrequited feelings, matespritship, moirailegence

EXCERPT: ==> Be ROSE LALONDE.

You are ROSE LALONDE. You have a headache. You wish you were anybody OTHER than ROSE LALONDE.

==> Be DAVE STRIDER.

Shit, no, dude, you’re not Dave Strider.

==> Fine then. Be ROSE LALONDE again.

You meant that metaphorically, about being anybody other than ROSE LALONDE. Moving on. You are deeply and fundamentally irritated to the core of your being. You feel that every single prediction that flashed through your head when John suggested this silly field trip is about to come true. Nonetheless, you are a competent personage, and, as such, must somehow stop this entire disaster from getting completely out of hand.

So, how on earth are you planning to do that? Well, you had better start by finding at least one of the missing trolls. Disneyland is not that large; surely you ought to be tripping over trolls by now.

rec’d by thegreathomestuckreread

So I know that my followers probably don’t really care about my opinions for fic recs, but let me just say: if there is a premise for a HS fic better than “the kids take the trolls to Disneyland and lots of fluff and interspecies makeouts occur”, I don’t want to know what it is.

Filed under jadekarkat daveterezi tavrosvriska kanayarose feferisollux aradiaequius eridannepeta equiusnepeta gamzeetavros johnvriska dadmom karkat vantas jade harley dave strider terezi pyrope tavros nitram vriska serket rose lalonde kanaya maryam feferi peixes sollux captor aradia megido equius zahhak nepeta leijon eridan ampora gamzee makara john egbert dad egbert mom lalonde hetfic

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HOMESTuCKS. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

rumminov:

myu2k2:

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badwolg:

Open up MS Paint and draw your OTP with your eyes closed. I want some uu-quality shit up in here.

It’s Snowman and Boxcars.


hm…. drat, i can’t even make blind drawings look too bad.

spades slick and ms. paint.

this is the best meme ive seen in awhile

mine came out too good to be a uu drawing though

this would appear to be Rosemary.  maybe.

(Source: maximilliontogami)

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